Long-time miscreant Kumioko has finally been globally unlocked. And by one of the strangest admins you’ll ever see, a guy called Ajraddatz. Kumioko was long ago renamed Reguyla–no idea how to pronounce it–for some obscure reason that has now been lost in the Mists Of Time. Reguyla’s specialty was spamming the interwebs with complaints about “abusive admins”, and the admins’ specialty has been trying to figure out how to keep the guy locked up.
So, about Ajraddatz.
To start off with, Ajraddatz has put in some time on a Pokeman wiki, reverting spam. No big deal there, a lot of Wikipedians are into stuff like Pokeman and My Little Pony.
Ajraddatz is also deeply into Uncyclopedia, which is billed as a “comedy” wikia.
And what does Uncyclopedia think is funny?
- Tentacle rape. Of children. “How to avoid tentacle rape” contains sexualized drawings of children, coyly referred to as “hentai“, the Japanese word for paraphilia.
“Don’t resist. The experience will be more pleasurable for the both of you if you just lay back and get raped.”
- “Nigga stole my bike.” Teaches you how to shoot blacks in the face.
“In the rare occasions where the driver survives, the NSMBer comes back and swings the bat again to the drivers face. This method is maybe the most satisfying for the NSMBer.”
- “Jimbo’s Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan“. Wales and Wikipe-tan lose their virginity together in a narrative that is understandably sparse in plausible detail.
“You… you look amazing,” was all I was able to stammer as I gaped in awe at her. The intricate silk kimono she wore was tight on her body, displaying her nubile curves. She grinned slightly.
“Thank you, Mr. Wales,” she responded.
“We went over this, Wikipe-tan. Call me Jimbo.”
- “How to beat your wife.” Uncanny detail.
“Anything can be used to smack the bitch down, but the following is a list of preferred weapons.”
Ajraddatz is also active on League of Legends, a multiplayer online battle arena video game where players receive points for destroying another group’s quarters (“nexus”) and killing unarmed non-player characters and civilians (“minions”). He’s been there nine years, with over 5,000 edits.
An admin who thinks raping children, beating women, and smashing blacks in the face with clubs is funny, and who has spent nine years learning how to collaborate to kill unarmed bystanders. What could possibly go wrong?