Beer mug is the new hat pin

barleys-angelsOh, my, it looks like this guy forgot How To Stop Rape rule #4: “..never creep into a woman’s home through a window…”

“Ferguson grabbed a beer stein from under her bed and struck her attacker over the head several times until he lay unconscious in a pool of blood.”

Which leads us to the formation of rule #11: “Always keep a beer stein under your bed.”

The sad thing is, if this was Wikipedia, she would be in jail for “harassment”.

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