How REAL men wipe their butts

Drat, I missed International Men’s Day, November 19.

Oh well, here are some Dude wipes. $2.99 for 48 wipes.  (0.06 each)

100% skidmark free, how can you go wrong?  And it doesn’t smell like lavender.

Compare:

  • Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths – 252 count for 9.92 (0.04 each)
  • Charmin Freshmates Moist Flushable Wipes – 40 wipes for 2.89 (0.07 each)
  • Pampers Sensitive Wipes – 448 count for 11.39 (0.02 each)
  • Summer’s Eve Cleansing Cloths for Sensitive Skin, Sheer Floral – 16 count for 1.69 (0.11 each, talk about “pink tax”)

So yeah, there is a masculinity tax, but it’s not as high as the pink tax. How much is your masculinity worth to you?

You know what, I’m kind of thinking I need this product….

 

 

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